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Tinsel, Tape Guns, and Bragging Rights: The Friendly Feud Lighting Up Ottawa's Storefronts

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Tinsel, Tape Guns, and Bragging Rights: The Friendly Feud Lighting Up Ottawa's Storefronts

Walk down the right block of downtown Ottawa on a December evening and you'll notice something odd: the windows are doing more talking than the signs above them. A miniature train loops through a bed of fake snow. A felt reindeer orchestra plays to nobody in particular. Somewhere, a mannequin is wearing a scarf that took three nights to knit.

This is the annual holiday window rivalry — less a formal contest than a standing invitation to show off. Merchants along the downtown core decorate their storefronts each December, a volunteer judge scores the results, and a traveling trophy changes hands. Nobody's getting rich off it. That, everyone agrees, is the point.

It Started With One Window and a Grudge

The origin story depends on who you ask, which is usually a sign that a tradition has settled in for the long haul. The most repeated version involves a pair of neighboring shopkeepers in the late 1990s who each insisted their window was the better one, and a third party who finally said: fine, let's score them.

What began as a joke between two stores picked up a third, then a fifth. By the time anyone thought to write rules down, there were enough participants that the trophy needed a home base and the scoring needed a rubric.

"It's not really a competition anymore," one longtime shop owner told me, carefully arranging a garland that had already been rearranged twice. "It's a competition."

The Tape-Gun Crews

If the displays look effortless by the first weekend of December, that's because the effort happened after closing time in late November, usually with a radio on and somebody's teenager holding a ladder.

Most shops build their windows in a single long evening, or two if there's a theme involving anything mechanical. The supplies are not glamorous: fishing line, command strips, extension cords, an ungodly number of zip ties, and at least one tape gun per crew. Somebody always brings cookies. Somebody always leaves with glitter on their coat that will still be there in March.

A few stores have gotten quietly serious about it. One keeps its window props in labeled bins in a back room. Another has a dedicated spreadsheet tracking which year each decoration debuted, presumably to avoid repeating a theme. A third swears the secret is simply starting the week before everyone else.

"You can buy anything," one decorator said. "You can't buy a plan."

The Judge Nobody Envies

The scoring falls to a volunteer — usually someone with a foot in the downtown business community but no storefront of their own, which cuts down on awkwardness at the coffee shop.

The rubric, loosely described by people who've seen it, weighs originality, craftsmanship, use of the window itself (lighting counts), and what one judge called "the double-take factor" — whether a passerby stops, backs up, and looks again.

Unlike community-choice contests, there's no ballot stuffing here. The judge walks the block after dark, ideally on a cold, clear night when the lights read best, and takes notes. Nobody watches. There's no red carpet. The whole evaluation takes about an hour and a half, plus whatever time gets lost standing in front of the good ones.

The Trophy Situation

Ask about the trophy and you'll get three different answers about where it currently lives, which is itself part of the fun.

The general consensus: it's a modest statuette, a little worse for wear, with a base that has been re-engraved so many times the names are starting to crowd each other. Winners display it until the next December. Some put it in the front window. Some put it somewhere in the back, out of a sense of decorum that fools no one.

What matters more, apparently, is the parking-lot conversation that follows the announcement. Winners get ribbed. The runner-up gets consoled with exaggerated sincerity. Everyone agrees to do it again next year, and everyone means it.

How to Weigh In This Year

The public vote is the newer half of the tradition and the part that pulls in people who never set foot in the shops otherwise.

In 2026, participating downtown businesses are expected to display a ballot box or a sign with a QR code for community voting, with voting typically closing in mid-December and organizers announcing results before the holiday. The simplest approach: stroll the block after dark, take note of your favorite, and cast a vote wherever you see the sign. If a shop doesn't have a box, ask — somebody behind the counter will point you in the right direction.

Bring the kids. Bring a thermos. Dress for the wind coming off the river.

Why Anybody Bothers

A decorated window doesn't move inventory on its own. What it does do is give people a reason to walk the block in December, when the sun sets early and the sidewalks are empty by five.

And it does something else, less measurable. It announces that the people behind the glass are still here, still paying attention, still willing to spend a Tuesday night untangling lights for strangers who might not buy a thing.

So take the walk this December. Look in the windows. Vote if you're inclined. Somewhere in a back room, a shopkeeper will be refreshing the tracking spreadsheet and pretending not to care.

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